If you’re brave enough to read on, meet the trio. You probably won’t want to meet them again. There’s Dean in Scottish Dean in Geordieland. There’s Dave in The Persecution of Date Rape Dave. And there’s Craig in simply, very simply, Craig. They’re all attending a toot party. (For the innocent among us, toot is slang for cocaine.)
As if the drug-taking isn’t bad enough, the language is foul and the sex even worse. But try to enjoy the stories anyway!