Tattie Zkowen’s Day Aff breaks our 5,000-word limit by a long chalk, but it’s so good we had to publish it in full. Oh, and it’s written completely in the Scots tongue, so if yer no’ intae that, dinnae bother tryin’ tae read it, ken what Ah mean?
To mark the big night anyway, oor Angus has also kindly donated a Halloween McLimerick. It’s called Neeps.
It wis enough tae make the aul’ yins scream
Weans oot oan the prowl fur thur Hallowe’en
They cairied hollowed oot pumpkins an’ neeps
Tried thur best tae gie ev'rybuddy the creeps
A much scarier sight ye’ll never huv seen.