No, our story today does not concern the sexual proclivities of David Cameron and his Old Eton chums. It’s not even about pigs. A room with a phew is about horses, actually. Horse racing, to be precise. And it’s been sent all the way from Saltcoats by that man Angus Shoor Caan. Enjoy it.
Brendan Gisby is McStoryteller-in-Residence. He's the author of four novels, three biographies and several short story collections.