A bile't two eggs in ri milk pan
A butter't two rolls wi' a spin
A made a cup a' tea in a coffee mug
Ren a stripped a few spuds e' rur skin
A pummel't a steak wi' ri ladle
A peel't an ingyin wi' ma bare hauns
A sliced it yaisin' ri grater
Ren a made up a mix fur ri scones
A git ri veg fae a bowl in ri fridge
A pit ri scones oan a shelf in ri press
A ran ri hote tap fur ri sink
Ren turn't tae huv a swatch et ri mess.
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