Wean
by Angus Shoor Caan
Genre: Humour
Swearwords: None.
Description: Whit's in a name?
Swearwords: None.
Description: Whit's in a name?
“My, noo rer's a bonnie wean. Whit's 'es name?”
“Wayne.”
“Aye, hen. A kin see it's a wean. A as't ye whit wis 'es name is aw.”
“Wayne. 'Es name's Wayne A telt ye.”
“Wean? Ye cried yur wean, Wean? Whit's aw rat aboot ataw?”
“Wayne. W-A-Y-N-E. Wayne. 'Es cawed Wayne.”
“Aw right, aw right. Keep yur hair oan, hen. Jeezo.”
“It's a guid strong name is Wayne.”
“Aye, mibbes. If no' a wee bit confusin', eh? Whit's 'es fairra's name?”
“Dwayne.”
“Ah, A see.”
“See whit?”
“Nuhin'.....nuhin'. You'll be Jayne, ren?”
“How did ye ken rat, ren?”
“Lucky guess, hen. Here. Rer's a double nugget. Pirrit in yur wean's piggy bank fae me.”
“Wayne.”
“Aye, hen. A kin see it's a wean. A as't ye whit wis 'es name is aw.”
“Wayne. 'Es name's Wayne A telt ye.”
“Wean? Ye cried yur wean, Wean? Whit's aw rat aboot ataw?”
“Wayne. W-A-Y-N-E. Wayne. 'Es cawed Wayne.”
“Aw right, aw right. Keep yur hair oan, hen. Jeezo.”
“It's a guid strong name is Wayne.”
“Aye, mibbes. If no' a wee bit confusin', eh? Whit's 'es fairra's name?”
“Dwayne.”
“Ah, A see.”
“See whit?”
“Nuhin'.....nuhin'. You'll be Jayne, ren?”
“How did ye ken rat, ren?”
“Lucky guess, hen. Here. Rer's a double nugget. Pirrit in yur wean's piggy bank fae me.”
About the Author
Angus Shoor Caan is in an ex-seaman and rail worker. Born and bred in Saltcoats, he returned to Scotland after many years in England and found the time to begin writing.
Angus is the author of thirteen novels, two short story collections and seven collections of poems. All but four of his books are McStorytellers publications.
You can read his full profile on McVoices.
Angus is the author of thirteen novels, two short story collections and seven collections of poems. All but four of his books are McStorytellers publications.
You can read his full profile on McVoices.