The Secret History of the Fourth Reich
by John McGroarty
Genre: Humour
Swearwords: None.
Description: A blood-curdling contribution to the Great Brexit Debate.
Swearwords: None.
Description: A blood-curdling contribution to the Great Brexit Debate.
Presenter: Good morning to you all, Southern Freedom Live listeners, it’s just turned nine o’clock and I am pleased to be here on this clammy sticky bun London morning with the author and journalist Jeremy Ball to discuss his new book the Fourth Reich. Good morning, Jeremy. Feeling sweaty?
Ball (falsely modest): Ha ha. Just a little. Cause of the grilling I’ll be in for from your good self! No, okay, officially good morning, Penny, thanks for having me back on your show again, always a pleasure to speak to your wonderful listeners.
Presenter: So, Jeremy, this is a history book, but, as you say in the introduction, it’s more of a secret history book as the general public, the great Great British public, are unaware of the story it tells, that the elites in Parliament and the media are sitting on this explosive material and keeping the people in the dark, isn’t that correct?
Ball: Exactly, Penny, it’s like, eh, pure dynamite, that the general public have been, eh, hoodwinked for over forty years now. You would never hear this on the BBC. Never. Or read about it in the liberal papers. The Fourth Reich is on the march, acting now, here and now, and is very much in control of all of our lives. Manipulating us all like puppets. Like dupes. It’s like really worrying that in our democracy we don’t even know the half of it. Or any of it at all! Our corrupt media and politicians just keep it all under their hats. It’s shocking really.
Presenter: Maybe you could give our listeners a general overview of the main ideas of the book.
Ball: Sure, Penny, yeah. How can I start? Okay, right. Look, it’s complicated but at the same time really mind-bogglingly simple. If we just apply a little basic logic and take off our propaganda glasses for a minute it all becomes crystal clear. Then we get out of the European Union, just kick it out the window. Bolt the doors. Close the floodgates. And in case there are any loony-lefties out there among your listeners, don’t be mistaken, it’s a fat cat capitalist club anyway, comrade! I mean there’s Brazil and the underground city in the Alps for the Euro elites with casinos and brothels down there and of course the tunnel through the centre of the planet, the Byzantine pyramids and the strange evil creatures known as the European Star Children (the stars on the EU flag) but I don’t want to bamboozle people with too much complex intellectual detail. Well, basically, Penny, the Nazis couldn’t take it, could they? The defeat. So in the last year of the war, nineteen forty-four that is, the second war, of course, not the Great War, the last war, Adolf Hitler and all his henchmen and toadies, drew up plans to dominate Europe by setting up a common market. What they couldn’t win by guns they wanted to win by butter. That’s EU butter. Regulation issue 49678. Along with the right curvature for bananas and stiff Strasbourg issue cucumbers.
Presenter: Ha ha. Sorry to interrupt, Jeremy, but just to clarify for any youngsters listening to these fascinating revelations that the war you mean started in 1939 and finished in 1945 and that Hitler’s right hand man, Hermann Goering, had the economic plan of guns and butter to control Germany. They had to keep people in butter to keep building the guns.
Ball: Right. The fact that not only did the Nazis set up the European Union, or the Common Market as it was then, but that it was actually, eh, policy by Hitler in the last year of the war, right? In fact, on a closer reading of Mein Kampf, it’s all there. You just have to be prepared to accept the truth. We’ve been lied to for decades. It’s truly shocking.
Presenter: Okay, now you’ve used new sources to build your case in this book, haven’t you?
Ball: I am the first, eh, like, historian, to take a good hard look at the private memoirs of some great, eh, Daily Mail correspondents in Germany and in Austria at the time of the Anschluss, that’s the unification of Germany and Austria, right, in German, right, and they reveal that it was common knowledge that in the event of ultimate defeat, Fall Blau, that’s Case Blue, which is the colour of the flag of the European Union by the way, and Angela Merkel’s favourite twin-suit colour, would be, eh, activated leading to the Europäische Union, the European Union and, eh, the Fourth Reich, the name of my book, victory from defeat, right? Economic dominance of the continent. Mainstream historians know all about the other part of Fall Blau, the one you’re allowed to speak about, right, the Wehrmacht, the German army’s push to get the oil wells in the Caucuses and the Soviet Union in forty-two. They have smeared the Mail and Express journalists with false allegations that they substantially helped the appeasement when in fact they were just pretending to get more information than their competitors. Honestly! There was a meeting, right, in the forest next to Hitler’s lair right after Stalingrad when the Fuehrer gave out his instructions for the extension of Fall Blau to the Nazi lawyers who eventually drew up the charters for the EU. I first was put on to this by Dickey Farkas Fellowes, the great Conservative entrepreneur, early Thatcherite, Marmite fan and cricketer. It was, eh, really sad, he died at a hundred and, eh, over a hundred, we all, me and Norman and Neville went to his funeral and we are all crying and that, right. So, Dickey was, spent the war in Franco’s Spain, he was a life-long supporter of Franco, and later a friend to South Africa when they were cruelly sanctioned by the EU, and so he was an eye-witness to much of the diplomatic, eh, jiggery-pokery that went on at the time and it was from him that I first heard of Fall Blau and the meetings in the Brazilian rainforest after the war and the course of events that, eh, at the end of the day, ended in the substantiating of the European Union.
Presenter: And you say in your book, don’t you, that all of this has been covered up as it suits the elites in our own country to play along?
Ball: Yeah, yeah, I’ll tell you something about Romania that might surprise your listeners, if you like.
Presenter: Go on.
Ball: Well, you know Bram Stoker, don’t you? He wrote about Dracula but what most people don’t know, not even Gary Oldman, who was just the best Dracula ever, is that it was all true. That Dracula was actually a chronicle of how the Romanians were trying to enter the UK illegally over a hundred years ago and take over the country by seducing our lovely young innocent girls. Stoker discovered this and naturally tried to get it published as a true documentary account but the elites covered it up – Gladstone said that Stoker was barmy in a Parliamentary debate – and so as a last desperate attempt to let his countrymen know he wrote the book Dracula. In fact there were more Draculas, right, right, hundreds of thousands of them arriving in our green and pleasant land on stormy nights in coffins when all good patriots were in their beds reading their bibles. Dracula just encapsulated all of them. But the public didn’t take him seriously, thought it was a horror story, but good English blood defeated the vampire flotilla anyway as our blood type is different from the East Europeans and they couldn’t get the sustenance they needed and so all went back to Transylvania or joined the early Labour party. I’ve written a book about all of this called the Vampire Armada and it is available on Amazon or by special purchase from my webpage.
Presenter: Fascinating stuff, Jeremy. And there is a lot in your book about Turkey, isn’t there?
Ball: Turkey, the country, yes. Not the big fowl we eat at Christmas. Ha ha.
Presenter: Ha ha. Don’t mention the Brussel sprouts!
Ball: No I shan’t. Nobody likes them, do they? Ha ha.
Presenter: Poo no! Ha ha
Ball: Well we have to go way back in history for this one, Penny, right. Turkey used to be called the Ottoman Empire. And Otto of course is a common German name and Mann is the German word for man. In fact Bismarck, an earlier German dictator was called Otto and the first Holy Roman Emperor was also called Otto. It was at that time in the Middle Ages that the Ottomans and the Germans were allied in an attempt to dominate all of Eurasia. They just pretended to have wars to dupe the people and the fall of Vienna to the Turks was all arranged beforehand by the Count of Saint Germain. The Turks then fought along with the Germans in the Great War and are now on the point of joining the European Union with the help of the old German officer class. And then they’re going to send, like, three million Turks to the UK to live off benefits and block our doctor’s surgeries and all of them will be single males, perhaps with a million coming from Syria. Need I say more, Penn?
Presenter: The only way to stop all this madness is to vote leave on Thursday?
Ball: Yes, to finally bring an end to the Second World War and the dominance and evil machinations of the Europäische Union.
Presenter: Before you go, Jeremy, you must tell our listeners about the altercation you had at Huddersfield Polytechnic University. It made it into the local paper and you and the historian Neville Coke were reported to the police.
Ball: Yeah, right, this left loony numbskull comes up to me at the end of a talk and starts saying that me and Neville and Norman and some others are fantasists and conspiracy theorists. And that it was the Tories and Thatcher who destroyed the British economy and not the Fourth Reich. Well, Neville just lamped him. Who wouldn’t have? It was the patriotic thing to do. He said that Hitler was dead but that his spirit was lingering on, which Neville, quite rightly in my humble opinion, took as a confession of disloyalty to Great Britain.
Presenter: Well, you don’t seem any the worse for wear, Jeremy. And so after we’re out, what then?
Ball: We, basically, and most importantly, get our great country back. And we join our brothers in the Commonwealth and, well, that’s the first stage, and then we get the Empire back, I know that there are some negotiations, all hush hush, going on, which will see all the old colonies coming to accept that they are damnable failures without the superior guidance and leadership of the British administration and that they are going to rescind power to England, sorry, Britain, Great Britain once again. Jeffrey Blithe, the great science writer knows of, and is writing a book about, the cloning of Queen Victoria and Wellington from a small piece of bone and that very soon, eh, Britain will recover its glory, mark my words, Penny.
Presenter: That was Jeremy Ball, the historian, as always explaining complex matters in a clear and concise manner. Up next after the commercials is Deliah Craddock’s cookery hour and this morning she’ll be doing a Brexit special on how to get the best out of spam and Sloan’s liniment on toast.
Ball (falsely modest): Ha ha. Just a little. Cause of the grilling I’ll be in for from your good self! No, okay, officially good morning, Penny, thanks for having me back on your show again, always a pleasure to speak to your wonderful listeners.
Presenter: So, Jeremy, this is a history book, but, as you say in the introduction, it’s more of a secret history book as the general public, the great Great British public, are unaware of the story it tells, that the elites in Parliament and the media are sitting on this explosive material and keeping the people in the dark, isn’t that correct?
Ball: Exactly, Penny, it’s like, eh, pure dynamite, that the general public have been, eh, hoodwinked for over forty years now. You would never hear this on the BBC. Never. Or read about it in the liberal papers. The Fourth Reich is on the march, acting now, here and now, and is very much in control of all of our lives. Manipulating us all like puppets. Like dupes. It’s like really worrying that in our democracy we don’t even know the half of it. Or any of it at all! Our corrupt media and politicians just keep it all under their hats. It’s shocking really.
Presenter: Maybe you could give our listeners a general overview of the main ideas of the book.
Ball: Sure, Penny, yeah. How can I start? Okay, right. Look, it’s complicated but at the same time really mind-bogglingly simple. If we just apply a little basic logic and take off our propaganda glasses for a minute it all becomes crystal clear. Then we get out of the European Union, just kick it out the window. Bolt the doors. Close the floodgates. And in case there are any loony-lefties out there among your listeners, don’t be mistaken, it’s a fat cat capitalist club anyway, comrade! I mean there’s Brazil and the underground city in the Alps for the Euro elites with casinos and brothels down there and of course the tunnel through the centre of the planet, the Byzantine pyramids and the strange evil creatures known as the European Star Children (the stars on the EU flag) but I don’t want to bamboozle people with too much complex intellectual detail. Well, basically, Penny, the Nazis couldn’t take it, could they? The defeat. So in the last year of the war, nineteen forty-four that is, the second war, of course, not the Great War, the last war, Adolf Hitler and all his henchmen and toadies, drew up plans to dominate Europe by setting up a common market. What they couldn’t win by guns they wanted to win by butter. That’s EU butter. Regulation issue 49678. Along with the right curvature for bananas and stiff Strasbourg issue cucumbers.
Presenter: Ha ha. Sorry to interrupt, Jeremy, but just to clarify for any youngsters listening to these fascinating revelations that the war you mean started in 1939 and finished in 1945 and that Hitler’s right hand man, Hermann Goering, had the economic plan of guns and butter to control Germany. They had to keep people in butter to keep building the guns.
Ball: Right. The fact that not only did the Nazis set up the European Union, or the Common Market as it was then, but that it was actually, eh, policy by Hitler in the last year of the war, right? In fact, on a closer reading of Mein Kampf, it’s all there. You just have to be prepared to accept the truth. We’ve been lied to for decades. It’s truly shocking.
Presenter: Okay, now you’ve used new sources to build your case in this book, haven’t you?
Ball: I am the first, eh, like, historian, to take a good hard look at the private memoirs of some great, eh, Daily Mail correspondents in Germany and in Austria at the time of the Anschluss, that’s the unification of Germany and Austria, right, in German, right, and they reveal that it was common knowledge that in the event of ultimate defeat, Fall Blau, that’s Case Blue, which is the colour of the flag of the European Union by the way, and Angela Merkel’s favourite twin-suit colour, would be, eh, activated leading to the Europäische Union, the European Union and, eh, the Fourth Reich, the name of my book, victory from defeat, right? Economic dominance of the continent. Mainstream historians know all about the other part of Fall Blau, the one you’re allowed to speak about, right, the Wehrmacht, the German army’s push to get the oil wells in the Caucuses and the Soviet Union in forty-two. They have smeared the Mail and Express journalists with false allegations that they substantially helped the appeasement when in fact they were just pretending to get more information than their competitors. Honestly! There was a meeting, right, in the forest next to Hitler’s lair right after Stalingrad when the Fuehrer gave out his instructions for the extension of Fall Blau to the Nazi lawyers who eventually drew up the charters for the EU. I first was put on to this by Dickey Farkas Fellowes, the great Conservative entrepreneur, early Thatcherite, Marmite fan and cricketer. It was, eh, really sad, he died at a hundred and, eh, over a hundred, we all, me and Norman and Neville went to his funeral and we are all crying and that, right. So, Dickey was, spent the war in Franco’s Spain, he was a life-long supporter of Franco, and later a friend to South Africa when they were cruelly sanctioned by the EU, and so he was an eye-witness to much of the diplomatic, eh, jiggery-pokery that went on at the time and it was from him that I first heard of Fall Blau and the meetings in the Brazilian rainforest after the war and the course of events that, eh, at the end of the day, ended in the substantiating of the European Union.
Presenter: And you say in your book, don’t you, that all of this has been covered up as it suits the elites in our own country to play along?
Ball: Yeah, yeah, I’ll tell you something about Romania that might surprise your listeners, if you like.
Presenter: Go on.
Ball: Well, you know Bram Stoker, don’t you? He wrote about Dracula but what most people don’t know, not even Gary Oldman, who was just the best Dracula ever, is that it was all true. That Dracula was actually a chronicle of how the Romanians were trying to enter the UK illegally over a hundred years ago and take over the country by seducing our lovely young innocent girls. Stoker discovered this and naturally tried to get it published as a true documentary account but the elites covered it up – Gladstone said that Stoker was barmy in a Parliamentary debate – and so as a last desperate attempt to let his countrymen know he wrote the book Dracula. In fact there were more Draculas, right, right, hundreds of thousands of them arriving in our green and pleasant land on stormy nights in coffins when all good patriots were in their beds reading their bibles. Dracula just encapsulated all of them. But the public didn’t take him seriously, thought it was a horror story, but good English blood defeated the vampire flotilla anyway as our blood type is different from the East Europeans and they couldn’t get the sustenance they needed and so all went back to Transylvania or joined the early Labour party. I’ve written a book about all of this called the Vampire Armada and it is available on Amazon or by special purchase from my webpage.
Presenter: Fascinating stuff, Jeremy. And there is a lot in your book about Turkey, isn’t there?
Ball: Turkey, the country, yes. Not the big fowl we eat at Christmas. Ha ha.
Presenter: Ha ha. Don’t mention the Brussel sprouts!
Ball: No I shan’t. Nobody likes them, do they? Ha ha.
Presenter: Poo no! Ha ha
Ball: Well we have to go way back in history for this one, Penny, right. Turkey used to be called the Ottoman Empire. And Otto of course is a common German name and Mann is the German word for man. In fact Bismarck, an earlier German dictator was called Otto and the first Holy Roman Emperor was also called Otto. It was at that time in the Middle Ages that the Ottomans and the Germans were allied in an attempt to dominate all of Eurasia. They just pretended to have wars to dupe the people and the fall of Vienna to the Turks was all arranged beforehand by the Count of Saint Germain. The Turks then fought along with the Germans in the Great War and are now on the point of joining the European Union with the help of the old German officer class. And then they’re going to send, like, three million Turks to the UK to live off benefits and block our doctor’s surgeries and all of them will be single males, perhaps with a million coming from Syria. Need I say more, Penn?
Presenter: The only way to stop all this madness is to vote leave on Thursday?
Ball: Yes, to finally bring an end to the Second World War and the dominance and evil machinations of the Europäische Union.
Presenter: Before you go, Jeremy, you must tell our listeners about the altercation you had at Huddersfield Polytechnic University. It made it into the local paper and you and the historian Neville Coke were reported to the police.
Ball: Yeah, right, this left loony numbskull comes up to me at the end of a talk and starts saying that me and Neville and Norman and some others are fantasists and conspiracy theorists. And that it was the Tories and Thatcher who destroyed the British economy and not the Fourth Reich. Well, Neville just lamped him. Who wouldn’t have? It was the patriotic thing to do. He said that Hitler was dead but that his spirit was lingering on, which Neville, quite rightly in my humble opinion, took as a confession of disloyalty to Great Britain.
Presenter: Well, you don’t seem any the worse for wear, Jeremy. And so after we’re out, what then?
Ball: We, basically, and most importantly, get our great country back. And we join our brothers in the Commonwealth and, well, that’s the first stage, and then we get the Empire back, I know that there are some negotiations, all hush hush, going on, which will see all the old colonies coming to accept that they are damnable failures without the superior guidance and leadership of the British administration and that they are going to rescind power to England, sorry, Britain, Great Britain once again. Jeffrey Blithe, the great science writer knows of, and is writing a book about, the cloning of Queen Victoria and Wellington from a small piece of bone and that very soon, eh, Britain will recover its glory, mark my words, Penny.
Presenter: That was Jeremy Ball, the historian, as always explaining complex matters in a clear and concise manner. Up next after the commercials is Deliah Craddock’s cookery hour and this morning she’ll be doing a Brexit special on how to get the best out of spam and Sloan’s liniment on toast.
About the Author
John McGroarty was born in Glasgow and now lives in Barcelona, where he works as an English teacher. He has been writing short stories for many years. His long short story, Rainbow, his novel, The Tower, and his two short fiction collections, Everywhere and Homo Sacer, are all McStorytellers publications.
You can read John's full profile at McVoices.
You can read John's full profile at McVoices.